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Name: jeremy
Location: Lancaster, Pennsylvania, United States
Gender: Male
Interests: AMERICA! the military. pretty much everything. furthering my edumacation and relationship with God.
Expertise: AMERICA! being extremely awesome/correct in lots o' stuff.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Business
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Member Since:
2/1/2006
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| so as i engaged in my relentless pursuit of academic excellence (bah) i realized that i have like, two months until i graduate highschool, and then i realized i had a significant amount of latin to do, like a years wort or so, hyper wacked out. and then i started down the long thought process i go through whenever something hits me. and it doesn't have to be for the first time either.
so this time it led me down this whole path of time and who decided we even needed time any ways? i personally am ALWAYS showing up late for everything, most of the times it's really not my fault, but then other times i am completely to blame and we're half an hour late.... i swear i'll late to my own wedding. so if everyone's always in a rush to get places wouldn't it be easier to just get rid of it as an absolute and have all time followed by ISH. that's right, ISH. IT WOULD MAKE LIFE SOOO MUCH EASIER! you could be like
"say bobby joe when do we have to be at work?" and he'd be all like "7ish"
it's been a long weekend and you're really tired, no one wants to wake up at seven for an 8 o'clock class, why not just show up fifteen minutes late, most people do any ways. instead of moving time back or fowards an hour, just screw the whole idea and say WHATEVS (yes ashlee i stole your word and what are you gonna do about it?). and then you could show up to class 15 minutes late and everyone would be cool with that. or you could lie around for an hour or two and no biggie, no time wasted, make it up later. which is why i'm going to start advocation napping when you need it, work till what you're working on is done, and goof around until you don't wanna any more. and that system would work cause eventually people would be like, partying's getting old, and they'd want to do something constructive. BAZZAM! beautiful. and really, it'd save this whole notion of growing up and responsibility. i'm not ready to grow up. i don't want to get out of college in four years and be like, bummer, i'm an adult. so in four years when i DO get out of college i'll go into early retirement via my huge fortune made in the stock markets HAHAHA. i wish. but really, i think everyone should launch a massive class action law suit against time, we'd all be freakin MILLIONARES! and that'd pretty much rock, we could retire early.
the funk brothers (studio band for motown back in the day) pretty much rule the universe. you should really watch the dvd, AMAZING! and for your entertaimnet we have the following....
you just GOTTA get happy over that
ohhhhh soo attractive
hey i just ran over some the other day...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drugs
herrrooo it's AREC BAWRIN!
um, take it however you want
kids these days.... not even snoopy is immune
and the sign hanging on asher's door...
every emo person's dream.... a pan as wacked out as they are
no comment ASHLEE!
consider the glove thrown, sir
 TOUCHE!
I NEED A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
why can't people be more inerrigent... rike me?
AHHH! FLIP!
i hope my toothbrush apreciates me this much
AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
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| so by this time i've died many times, and it's been insinuated (or shouted) that i love hot mans flesh..... so my response to all who maybe chuckled or smiled at the thought is YOU ARE ALL GAY!
so really i've been obsessed with engrish, and honey, and milk, the combination of the three is like pure magic, like 36192 feet is a magical number in flight due to fuel efficiency. so *coughasherisgaycough* GO TO www.engrish.com it will fill your heart with joy, happiness will abound, and you will frolick on a rainbow. and i'll rave and rant about something later, i'm busy right now
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| so i've decided that whenever someone says something funny or i say something funny, i'm going to put it here
and this is something i posted on ashlee's website talking about mornings...
ashlee, every morning when i wake up, i sing a song, a disney song
because they are all happy, and then the critters of the forrest come
in and sing back up... it's beautiful
and currently there's a thing with quoting lines from just friends going around, i think asher started it. OH! and quotes from the end of the world video.
but i don't have the time to track them all down. so that's that.
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| hey dudes, um.... yeah whatevs.
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. this means i can inform them of just how dumb they are. this time it's the EMO thing, which i criticised in a highly succesful post on EVILHELMETMAN. 
